Sunday, January 15, 2012

Some Lupron-inspired haikus

I.
I'm in bed by 9.
What am I, like 80?
Man, I need some coffee.

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II.
Laughing to myself,
But have not lit up in years.
I guess this is "loopy"!

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III.
Did I pay that bill?
I cannot remember shit.
Oh, look, a squirrel!





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3 comments:

  1. SometimesJanuary 16, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    These are so fantastic!!

    Needles are my friends,
    Can't wait til three times a day,
    The bruising is cute.

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  2. RebeccaJanuary 16, 2012 at 1:17 PM

    Love these. Squirrel? Where? I think I lost my mind or maybe I'll find the brain in the meat bin in the fridge?

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  3. SometimesJanuary 16, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    I like to shoot up,
    Track marks are in my belly,
    Where the world can't see.

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