To be fair, I also have some friends with kids who have a wonderfully sick sense of humor too:
But that's maybe 0.1% of the Elf on a Shelf posts.
Since I have no kids it'd be kind of creepy to participate in this. What's an infertile to do? I have an idea! How about "Infertile with a Turtle"? I'll insert a photo of a turtle into some of my favorite travel pics.
Here's an Infertile with a Turtle at Chenonceau, France:
Infertile with a Turtle at Gullfoss, Iceland:
How about you? Let's see your pictures. Comment with a link to your blog. :)