Sunday, January 15, 2012

Some Lupron-inspired haikus

I'm in bed by 9.
What am I, like 80?
Man, I need some coffee.


Laughing to myself,
But have not lit up in years.
I guess this is "loopy"!


Did I pay that bill?
I cannot remember shit.
Oh, look, a squirrel!


Sometimes said...

These are so fantastic!!

Needles are my friends,
Can't wait til three times a day,
The bruising is cute.

Rebecca said...

Love these. Squirrel? Where? I think I lost my mind or maybe I'll find the brain in the meat bin in the fridge?

Sometimes said...

I like to shoot up,
Track marks are in my belly,
Where the world can't see.