So you know that whole "start Clomid Thursday, Follistim Saturday" thing? Not happening...yet. AF is MIA. And no, there is absolutely no possibility I could be pregnant as DH has been 10 time zones away for the past 3 weeks.
I took my last BCP Sunday & we assumed (ha! yeah, I know) I would be riding the cotton pony in a couple days. Welp, here it is Friday & nada. Not even a pinkish hue on my undies. Cramps? Yes, since Tuesday. Errrgh. Usually, I get cramps & *BAM*, 24-48 hrs later, I'm bleeding like Niagra Falls. WTF, body?
So I talked to the nurse yesterday afternoon & she said to hold off starting meds until my period shows up. When (please) the biotch shows up they want me to call & let them know all is well so they can tweak my calendar. If she still hasn't shown up by the time my already scheduled appt for blood work & an ultrasound comes on Tuesday, they want me to come in so they can maybe figure out "what up with that". In the meantime, I'm going to Cape Cod for a long weekend @ my grandma's time share to try & get in some relaxation before this adventure gets underway.