Monday, July 9, 2012

Transvaginal light sabers



I'm all scheduled to get wanded (and sucked dry by vampires) next week.  Tuesday the 17th @ 0730 to be exact.  Woohoo!  

I was under the impression that I was going to be on BCPs for 3 weeks.  Nope; just 2.  So as long as my junk looks good, I start stims the day after my suppression check.  My "box of fun" (meds) will be arriving later this week.  I really should clean my fridge...


Seriously, they should make transvaginal ultrasound wands that look like light sabers from Star Wars.  Who wouldn't want to have a glowing vag?  Maybe they could make them do that "Woooooooooooong!!!" sound while the nurse is routing around in there looking for your ovary!  It'd sure give those early morning appointments more ambiance.

3 comments:

NV said...

Just sitting here laughing out loud, imaging the wand looking and sounding like a light saber! Thanks for an early morning laugh. I needed that!

I look forward to following you on this journey and i'll be praying that it ends with a healthy baby in your arms.

Rebecca said...

If only the wands vibrated too!

ADSchill said...

HA! Light Sabers. Good one.