"It turns out that when your standard polystyrene petri dish gets wet,
its surface softens into a toxic goo that might be damaging cells. Coat a
quartz petri dish with a nanolayer of diamond, however, and you've
created a cellular safe haven."
Because IVF isn't expensive enough, let's coat the petri dish in diamonds! Hey, if it gets me a child, I'll figure out a way to pay @ this point.